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Chuck Norris puts his Action Jeans on two legs at a time!
Chuck Norris Action Jeans….Guaranteed to get you more action!
Hi-Lift Chuck Norris Action Cowboy Boots Not Included!
Jackie Chan’s Tuxedo in “The Tuxedo” was made by the same company that made Chuck Norris Action Jeans!
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear jeans. They wear him.
Average lifespan of Chuck Norris Action Jeans. 5 seconds.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans don’t shrink the dryer, your leg muscles just get bigger.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans… Engineered to destroy.
Action jeans were accidentally created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bale of cotton after drinking a handle of bourbon.
In the beginning, Chuck Norris put on his Action Jeans.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans: They’ll rip you a new one.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans: You’ll fade into obscurity before they fade at all.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans: They’re made of denim!
Warning: Action Jeans may cause un-wanted pregnancies. Effective radius is 10 miles.
If your Chuck Norris action means are feeling a little tight, don’t worry. They didn’t shrink. Your testicles just got bigger.
If Chuck Norris Action Jeans are chafing you, it means you’re on the receiving end of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans: Beard not included.
You never have to wash Chuck Norris Action Jeans because dirt is too afraid.
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Action Jeans have been know to kill wearers who were unworthy.
Stopping gay marriage and those damn evolutionists since 1940.
Chuck Norris Action Jeans have only one action = kill
You must register as a lethal weapon after purchasing these jeans. (“Chuck Norris Action Jeans” sound so much cooler than “Duluth Ballroom Jeans”, just google it -they’re the same thing for about $40.00)
Chuck Norris Action Jeans: You’ll rip before they do
A dude once bought Chuck Norris Action Jeans for himself and went out skateboarding. at one point, he had to climb a fence to get to his favorite skate spot. Once he got the second leg over, he suddenly lost his grip and fell. He felt a lot of pain, but as he surveyed the damage, he didn’t even see a scratch on the jeans. When He got home and took off the jeans to shower, he saw a big bloody scrape on his leg where he had fallen. The jeans were apparently so tough, they scraped him instead of allowing the sidewalk to.
True story.
Because of Chucks 3 penis’, his Action Jeans fit like a glove…
Warning: wearing these jeans at an airport security check point will cause the metal detector to go off…because now you have brass balls!
Chuck Norris action jeans are so manly that even Jack Bouer can’t wear them.
You can not fold Chuck Norris action jeans, just lean them to the wall
Chuck Norris action jeans will consume other jeans in your drawer
Women will go blind if they stare at a man’s butt in Chuck Norris Action Jeans
Justin Bieber will die if he wears Chuck Norris Action Jeans
Never work as a carpenter in Chuck Norris jeans…
if you pick up a stud-finder it will go crazy!
Chuck Norris puts his action jeans on three legs at a time
Chuck Norris Action Jeans … you will rip your underwear before you rip these jeans