Art of Manliness
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  1. Torch02
    February 6, 2012 - 12:34 pm

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    February 6, 2012 - 12:35 pm

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  3. Brady J. Frey
    February 6, 2012 - 12:41 pm

    Chuck Norris doesn’t wear jeans. They wear him.

    Average lifespan of Chuck Norris Action Jeans. 5 seconds.

  4. Sam Singletary
    February 6, 2012 - 12:48 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans don’t shrink the dryer, your leg muscles just get bigger.

  5. Kyle
    February 6, 2012 - 1:04 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans… Engineered to destroy.

  6. Michael
    February 6, 2012 - 1:26 pm

    Action jeans were accidentally created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a bale of cotton after drinking a handle of bourbon.

  7. Michael Dean
    February 6, 2012 - 1:38 pm

    In the beginning, Chuck Norris put on his Action Jeans.

  8. Eric
    February 6, 2012 - 1:53 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans: They’ll rip you a new one.

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans: You’ll fade into obscurity before they fade at all.

  9. John
    February 6, 2012 - 3:19 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans: They’re made of denim!

  10. Rob
    February 6, 2012 - 5:42 pm

    Warning: Action Jeans may cause un-wanted pregnancies. Effective radius is 10 miles.

  11. Justin
    February 7, 2012 - 12:06 am

    If your Chuck Norris action means are feeling a little tight, don’t worry. They didn’t shrink. Your testicles just got bigger.

  12. John
    February 7, 2012 - 12:29 am

    If Chuck Norris Action Jeans are chafing you, it means you’re on the receiving end of a roundhouse kick.

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans: Beard not included.

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    February 7, 2012 - 2:54 am

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    February 7, 2012 - 8:01 am

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  16. Jason
    February 7, 2012 - 10:03 am

    Action Jeans have been know to kill wearers who were unworthy.

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    February 10, 2012 - 6:34 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans have only one action = kill

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    February 11, 2012 - 6:52 pm

    You must register as a lethal weapon after purchasing these jeans. (“Chuck Norris Action Jeans” sound so much cooler than “Duluth Ballroom Jeans”, just google it -they’re the same thing for about $40.00)

  20. Ryan S.
    February 11, 2012 - 11:22 pm

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans: You’ll rip before they do

  21. Super_Dork_42
    February 14, 2012 - 12:43 am

    A dude once bought Chuck Norris Action Jeans for himself and went out skateboarding. at one point, he had to climb a fence to get to his favorite skate spot. Once he got the second leg over, he suddenly lost his grip and fell. He felt a lot of pain, but as he surveyed the damage, he didn’t even see a scratch on the jeans. When He got home and took off the jeans to shower, he saw a big bloody scrape on his leg where he had fallen. The jeans were apparently so tough, they scraped him instead of allowing the sidewalk to.

    True story.

  22. Hugh Jassle
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    Because of Chucks 3 penis’, his Action Jeans fit like a glove…

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    Warning: wearing these jeans at an airport security check point will cause the metal detector to go off…because now you have brass balls!

    Chuck Norris action jeans are so manly that even Jack Bouer can’t wear them.

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    You can not fold Chuck Norris action jeans, just lean them to the wall

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  29. big D
    February 6, 2013 - 11:11 am

    Chuck Norris puts his action jeans on three legs at a time

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    Chuck Norris Action Jeans … you will rip your underwear before you rip these jeans

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    The zipper doesnt say “YKK” it says “‘MURICA!”

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