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March 30, 2018 Last updated: December 30, 2019

How to Cross a Piranha-Infested River

cross a piranha-infested river

Here’s the good news: piranhas very rarely attack humans unless said humans are already injured or dead. Here’s the bad news, according to Ray Owczarzak, assistant curator of fishes at the National Aquarium in Baltimore: it would only take about 5 minutes for a good-sized school of piranhas to devour an entire man.

Luckily, you won’t encounter piranhas anywhere in the world except South America, where they live only in freshwater, typically in warm, slow-moving rivers and floodplains. If you have your choice of season, pick the wet season (October-March) when piranhas have plenty to eat and won’t be feeling quite as bitey. And it goes without saying, if you see piranhas actively feeding in the water you’re about to cross, choose a different spot unless you’re the sort of person that enjoys sticking their hand into an active blender. 

1: Cover any open wounds. Piranhas are attracted to blood in the water.

2: Choose a spot to cross that’s away from fishing nets or where fish are cleaned.

3: Cross at night when piranhas are less active. Especially avoid down, when they are most active.

4: Move as quickly and quietly through the water as possible to avoid disturbing resting piranhas.

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Illustration by Ted Slampyak

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