Use the Public Restroom Like a Gentleman
Frame 1: Always leave a buffer. If possible, leave a urinal or stall between yourself and other bathroom occupants (even if it means the short urinal).
Frame 2: No phone calls. Period.
Frame 3: No eye contact with other patrons. Eyes forward at all times.
Frame 4: Keep talking to a minimum. Under no circumstances do you talk to a man while he's pooping.
Frame 5: Always flush. Flush a second time if needed to clear up leftover...stuff.
Frame 6: Wash your hands, even if you're not an employee returning to work.
How to Use the Public Restroom Like a Gentleman: An Illustrated Guide
While it may seem that the laws of etiquette only apply to dinner parties and theater outings, a certain decorum should prevail even in a public restroom. Today we illuminate the unspoken (and too often unfollowed) code of conduct for using the bathroom like a gentleman.