Comments on: Tru-isms from Dad: The Char-Broil Quantum Infrared Grill Giveaway

By: Alexis

Alexis — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 18:36:26 +0000

On my leaving for college: “Don’t do anything you can’t call home & tell your mother about”
On being arrested: “Don’t waste your phone call, I’ll be there in the morning.”
On Speeding: “Never drive faster than the ticket you can afford”

Thankfully I’ve never had to utilize the last two!

By: David Homoney

David Homoney — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 19:55:32 +0000

My favorite truism was:

Son keep you puto (Hungarian for pee-pee) in your pants.

By: Jim

Jim — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:15:25 +0000

My favorite truism from my dad:

Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

By: Shane

Shane — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:08:39 +0000

After having trouble with college and having to take time away from school to go back to work and save some money, my dad spouted a quote from Caddyshack and said “The worlk will always need ditch-diggers”. Quickly made me focus harder on my studies!

By: Christopher Brown

Christopher Brown — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:44:27 +0000

On Voting:

Always vote for the candidate whose views, ideals & promises fit best with your own.
Under no circumstances should you then expect this candidate to live up to these things.

By: Ammon

Ammon — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 03:36:41 +0000

“Always read the manual.”

By: Clyde

Clyde — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 03:26:30 +0000

“One shot of lemon juice will either kill you, or kill anything ailing you.”

By: Danny

Danny — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 00:33:33 +0000

“Take the time to do the job right, because ‘I was rushing’ will never sound right in hindsight.”

By: Tim Lebsack

Tim Lebsack — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:45:37 +0000

“Keep your nose clean”

By: Jerrod

Jerrod — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 23:44:58 +0000

My dad loves sharing a “truism” passed on by a former co-worker with simple wants…

“There’s only 3 things I hate in this world: hot beer, wet toilet paper, and wise asses!”